Tay's Albino Hedgehog Morale Patch - Limited Edition Trigger Necklaces This year is the 30th

This year is the 30th anniversary of Shark Week

Nor will we dime you out to nosy local newspaper reporters from Ohio who email us with excuses for why they parked in a school dropoff lane that they weren't supposed to and one of our customers put a sticker on their car and they had sand in their vagina about it and wanted us to look-up names

look at these beauties

not to sit on the sidelines

except not the same company and not quite as gay

Tay's Albino Hedgehog Morale Patch - Limited Edition Trigger Necklaces This year is the 30thOnly 50 of these are available for sale from Violent Little Machine Shop. Full disclosure, we're sending Tay about 10 of them for him to use at his discretion. This patch is large, measuring 3. 5" x 3. 5".