Whimsical Ornament Waffle Weave Towel Own Problems to Solve "Wine takes the bitch right

"Wine takes the bitch right out of me

"A baby's laughter is the most beautiful thing you'll ever hear

"Treat yourself"

"you can't fix STUPID but you can numb it with a 2 x 4"

"How about a nice tall glass of "never-gonna-happen"

Whimsical Ornament Waffle Weave Towel Own Problems to Solve "Wine takes the bitch rightEncompassing style and function, our waffle weave Eco Friendly towels measure 18 x 30. They are made from a polyester blend that incorporates recycled plastic water bottles and come with a sewn in cotton loop for convenient hanging. The waffle weave pattern not only helps them absorb 5 x 7 times their weight, but also dry quicker. Due to the hand crafted nature of our towels, size and patterns may vary ever so slightly. Designed and Printed in the U.