S.L.A.B. Assembled in USA As the bait co

As the bait co

they work well because fish are much closer to aliens

People keep asking us to measure their fish and send us fish pics all the time

we took it and ran

abide by local

S.L.A.B. Assembled in USA As the bait coBehold, THE STANDARDIZED LUNKER ASSESSMENT BOARD! Elevate your fish stretching game. People keep asking us to measure their fish and send us fish pics all the time. But we charge a lot of labor lettuce for every single fish assessment, due to the high visual acuity we have around here but fret not, you only have to pay once for this board! Yeah we did another thing, we designed this thing, then our resident alien Xktur calibrated the thing before he