THE DOG RULES Indoor Door Mat (Featuring Sir Cucumber Dog) Colour:White this unapologetically rude coffee mug

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THE DOG RULES Indoor Door Mat (Featuring Sir Cucumber Dog) Colour:White this unapologetically rude coffee mugLay down the indisputable truth right at your doorstep: the dog is in charge! This mat is the ultimate statement piece for pet owners who know exactly who runs the household. Featuring the bold text "THE DOG RULES" alongside the recognisable silhouette of our own mascot, Sir Cucumber Dog (who, naturally, is bossy), this mat is perfect for any home where the canine companion is treated like royalty. It's a fun and assertive piece of pet owner decor.